
Ok, so obviously I am catching up on our blogging on this rainy Friday! Five weeks ago I was in hospital, naive to the world ahead of me. Chad and I have learned so much. We used to be expert parents...until we became parents, ha! I have learned very quickly to put my expectations of how things will go aside and take them as they come.
Some things I have learned in the past month:
1. I hate hospitals.
2. If you tell the hospital staff you
are going home, they will discharge you, despite their "recommendations"
3. When people tell you to "sleep when she sleeps", listen.
4. Babies have a way of crying every time you are on the phone, it's like the opposite of the ol' take your car to the mechanic and it works perfectly adage.
5. Babies also have a sense of timing while changing a diaper. She literally excretes every time we change her.
6. It is possible to project poop so far that you need carpet cleaner when you are done changing a diaper.
7. A shower is now like a spa day before. Five minutes=total refreshment, and ready to keep on going.
8. Time really does fly when you have kids. Again, one of those statements I always heard but never understood.
9. You can
never start getting ready too early.
10. Adding one person to the family logically means increasing the laundry load by approximately 33.33%, however, a mathematical phenomenon occurs when you add a baby, and it actually increases by 500%.